Lunar Whiskers

February is Too Damn Lazy to Shave a Mothafuckin' Beard Month. The beard will be sacrificed on February 28th, when it will be shaved just enough to become a handlebar mustache for Kristen's Mustache Birthday Dance Party.

This time the mustache will stay on the entire party rather than me freaking out like I did a year ago at our Burlesque Party, shaving it off mid-party. The crowd still hasn't forgiven me for that mistake. Hopefully this will remedy the ills that I gave to so many for a year's time . . . I can only pray . . .

Man Man -- "Top Drawer"