Today was seminal in the aspect that it was my last day teaching in the classroom that I've been in for the last year and a half. I'm now a day care staffer, due to the fact that my classroom gets closed down for the summer and is used instead for a School Age program, a summer camp sort of deal with 6-9 year olds. So, me and my coworker went to Burrito Loco and had ourselves a number of beers to celebrate our time together.
I was buzzed coming home. At this stage of buzziness, you forget that fateful poem:
Liquor before beer, you're in the clear
Beer before liquor, you've never been sicker
Every . . . fucking . . . time I forget this.
After I got home from Bro-Co, I changed and went to Ground Zero, the nearby goth club, to see Kristen's post-apocalyptic fashion show with the gang. Immediately I went for a Gin and Tonic, more beer, and a Tequila shot. Needless to say, I stumbled home shortly after, almost opting to sleep on a park bench instead of in my house which happened to only be a block away. I figured it would rain in the night, so I went home (I could have potentially been a wino for an evening).
I went straight to bed and missed what I hear was an awesome afterparty. I didn't even know people were over at the house, I was so passed out.
Grrrrrrrrrr!!!! Forgot my Idiot Pills again!!
Apocalyptica -- "Pray!"
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