The Sandwich Crust Epidemic

At the end of work today, I was manning the toddlers in our library. A little one year old was fascinated by my flannel shirt, mainly because of the snapping buttons. He would say "Can I button?" He would try, unsuccessfully.

The thing that made me laugh, though, was when he looked at my hairy chest after pulling my buttons apart. He stopped, scrunched up his nose, and said "You're messy."

Then, apparently appalled, he left to go play with some blocks.

The Dutchess and the Duke -- "Reservoir Park"