Face Plugs

I have an unfortunate mole placed on the middle of my lower lip region. It happens to cause me a great amount of grief whenever I shave. If it is somehow cut by a blade, it will squirt out an ungodly amount of blood that no number of Kleenexes or pieces of toilet paper can squelch. And it always seems to be cut whenever I have no time to lose.

I've only cut it a small handfull of times, knowing just how to scrape by, but when I do . . . it looks like I cut an artery. If I had time whenever I did it I would definitely use the blood to my advantage in some cruel joke. That's how bad it looks.

At the Drive-In -- "One Armed Scissor"