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I woke up today feeling really woozy. I dry heaved in the toilet right before I left for work. Coming in fifteen minutes late, I slowly trudged up to the director. "Hey, if there's any way, any way at all possible, to let me home early, please, please let me go home."

She took a look at my face and said "Alright," with a knowing glance. I apparently looked like hell.

An hour later I threw up in the adult toilet. I left five minutes after and felt like crap the rest of the day.

Here's the kicker:

I missed out on my students' graduation because I felt so crappy. Crappy enough to miss out on a proud day for the kids. What the fuck is up with my body?!

The Zombies -- "Going Out of my Head"